- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

GOODBYE

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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