When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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womans rights...

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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why dont they make black forks

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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