- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Anti-jokes are funny.

This is not a joke.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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