- Anti Joke

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!