- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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