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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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