Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Turkey Balls

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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