- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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