- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

A black man walks out of a police station

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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