Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Anti Joke

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