- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

whats brown and sticky a stick

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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