- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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