- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

class is canceled. My professor died.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

asians have slitted eyes lol

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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