What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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A gay man watches football.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Knock Knock Come in

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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