- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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