- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Killing your friend as a joke.

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