- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

are you saying pam, or pan?

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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