- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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