A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What do I hate? people

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Who does creatine? James Cornish

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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