Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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