- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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