- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

ever tried african food? they neither

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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