chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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What's worse than this That :(

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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