- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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