- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Communism hehe xd

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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