- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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