- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Equal rights!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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