- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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