- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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