Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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