What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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Chris is hairy

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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