Ps. I am getting green thumbs, which is weird, I never even expected for anyone to even bother to read my fucking long comments,but then again... As my wife said, " I am not pissed at the fact that members of my movement dont depend too much of my advice in order to get along in life for nothing". True, while horsehead network might mock me, and my "blood family hate and/or fear me" It takes only a look into my wife`s eyes to feel like a God... All while I got many thousand members of Neronism worldwide waiting for me to cope with my past so they can worship me (which pisses me off, it was never my intention, I give them life advice on how to shape their own life, not on how to cling to me). Nero: Neronism, look it up, join me, stop looking for the answers in religion, but stand up for yourself and realize that there is no reason to wait for life after death, when we together, can create heaven on earth. Yes esteemed members, I am back on my feet, and I am wearing my ortopedic arm made of steel again, consider it symbolism. Its free btw, your money is worthless to me, if you choose to see life for what it is in the eyes of a true human being, then you on the other hand, are worth as much as I am... What I am worth is something I will leave up to your opinion, because sure as fuck if I dont consider myself better than people most already. Its time to push forward again, led by a fist of steel.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Cliterus

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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