"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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bangers and mash?

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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