What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Charlie Sheen

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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