- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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