Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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