If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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