Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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