Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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How old are you? 7

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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