Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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What is my name? I dont know

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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a blind man walks into a wall

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