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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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