EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

why did you poop because you are a poop

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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