Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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