What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Women's professional sports

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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