What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

woman's lacrosse

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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