Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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