Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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how much fish could a chicken

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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woman's rights

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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