See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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12 in general

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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woman's rights

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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