why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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my penis

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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