What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

dat shoe shine tho

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

My mom

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Stop. Seriously stop.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

hi jonny

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Why? Because.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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