Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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