- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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