- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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