- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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