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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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