- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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