- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

womens rights

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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