What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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WNBA

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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