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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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