- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

The New York Giants

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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