what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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