- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Immigration Laws

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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