Cancer

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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