What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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