- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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