- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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