im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Denard Robinson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Anti Joke

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