A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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