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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

knock knock who's there? hope

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Who does creatine? James Cornish

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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