- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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