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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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