Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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