Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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test test

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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