- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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