- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

diarrhea.

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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