- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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