- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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