- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Justin Bieber

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??