- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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