What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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you will like this because i am black.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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You having friends.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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A fish swims up your penis...

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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