What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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