- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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