- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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