Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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360 NO SCOPE

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Anti Joke

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