- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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