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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

There was once a man who lived in a box.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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