What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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