What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Donald Trump

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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