- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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