a man checks his mypsace

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

school homewrok

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

womens rights.

knock knock Goodbye

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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