- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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