an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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