- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Andoni was here

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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