- Anti Joke

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad