How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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