Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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Golf.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Matthew Baker

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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Anti Joke

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