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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Screw it you write the joke.

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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