- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Dwarf Shortage

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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