- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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