Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

A man did not like this site

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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