- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

How old are you? 7

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

how much fish could a chicken

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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