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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

can you pass the soap?

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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