My cat just died.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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