Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Chris is hairy

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Fat? Jesse Z

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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