What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Anti Joke

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