knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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