Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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