why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

I have a really funny joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Cripples are lame.

The american education system.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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