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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.