What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Fat? Jesse Z

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

A woman walks into a bar.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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