How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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