- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

you will like this because i am black.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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