- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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