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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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