Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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