- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

why does the man appear fat he is

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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