- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

hola said the chinese man

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Women's Rights

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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