- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Women's Rights

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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