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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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