What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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I Have a Black Friend

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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