How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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