- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

knock knock Goodbye

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

what's funny about war? nothing!

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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