Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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