What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Jordan is pregant

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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