dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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An anti-joke

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Anti Joke

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