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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What is funnier then 25 9/11

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

bite me

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

9/11 my birthday

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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