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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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