- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

A chicken walked into the bar...

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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