What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Anti Joke

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