- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Sarah Palin's political campaign

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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