- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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