A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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