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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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