- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

You know what's funny? Rape

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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