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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What's 1+1? 69.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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