Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

9/11 my birthday

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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