- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Knock Knock.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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