Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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