- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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