- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

. . I am a whale

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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