It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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