- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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