Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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i saw amango it splootered

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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