- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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