Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Tilt your screen back

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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