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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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