whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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