- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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