A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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