Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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