What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Ross.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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i found waldo.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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