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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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