Why did the old man die? He was old.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Female Orgasms

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Anti Joke

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