- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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