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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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