- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What's the difference between a duck?

When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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