- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Sarah Palin.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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