why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Im taking a shit right now.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Anti Joke

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