What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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