What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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