- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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