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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet