OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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