A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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David Cameron

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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