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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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