what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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i dont fisish anythi

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Faithful men.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Anti Joke

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