- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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