Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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