- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Women's Rights

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Women outside of the kitchen.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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