knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Anti Joke

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