- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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