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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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