Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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