Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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