- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Cripples are lame.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

The american education system.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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