- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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