- Anti Joke

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Donald Trump

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.