How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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