- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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