Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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like if your cool

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Your big dick.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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