- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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