- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Refridgerator.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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