What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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