- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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