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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

Do you like apples? Yes

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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