What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

An orphan falls off a cliff.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Chicken

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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