If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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