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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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