- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Yellow People !!

Phew... it's gone.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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