why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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black chicken. kfc

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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