- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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