23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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