- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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