- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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