i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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I have a really funny joke.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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