What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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