Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

Guess what? I like trains.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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