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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

A chicken walked into the bar...

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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