- Anti Joke

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..