Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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