Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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