- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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