What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Ross.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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