- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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