On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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