Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Dumb

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Turkey Balls

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Read a Book.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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